What to get the man who has everything

Don’t forget, Kirk’s birthday is this month. Here’s an exhaustive wishlist:
CS Lewis- Space Trilogy
Harry Potter book 1
LOTR hardbacks
African American Heritage Hymnal

The Incredibles
The Simpsons season 6

Pinnacle Studio Plus
Learn to speak French

Lord of the Rings Stratego
Any two player games

I’d like some nice sandals to wear at our hot-as-Hades church (hmmm, maybe that’s a bad simile)

Bach –St. Matthew Passion
John Coltrane-My Favorite Things
Charles Mingus- Mingus Ah Um
Oliver Nelson- Blues and the Abstract Truth
Art Blakey – Moanin’
Wayne Shorter –JuJu
Stevie Wonder- Music of My Mind
Songs in the Key of Life
Howlin’ Wolf- His Best (Chess 50th Anniversary Collection)
Muddy Waters- His Best: 1947 to 1955
The Beatles – The White Album

Tripod for cameras and video camera
Memory key

Guitar stuff
Steel slide
Guitar polishing cloth
Guitar polish
Tortex Picks .73mm (yellow)
E Bow
Boss Tremelo
Guitar Stand
Amp Stand
Guitar Swag
Home Furnishing
Matching bedside tables w/ drawer
Microwave Oven
Gift Cards
Any nice restaurant to take my wife to on a date.